Saturday, July 11, 2009

Date Cramming

So I'm sitting on the A train headed uptown when a guy and a girl, looking all preppy hop on.

As it turns out they're close friends, but going to a speed dating event. And, of all things - they're practicing their questions on each other. Yeah, you know who these guys were in high school.

Finally the guy asks, 'So what's your best Michael Jackson memory?"

Flabbergasted the girl, looking at him like he's crazy answers, "You're kidding right, I don't have a Michael Jackson memory, I'm way too young."

"Well then give me any Michael Jackson memory."

"Molestation charges?"

"Ok, that probably won't work. No wonder you can't find a date..."

With friends like that. . .