Date Cramming

So I'm sitting on the A train headed uptown when a guy and a girl, looking all preppy hop on.

As it turns out they're close friends, but going to a speed dating event. And, of all things - they're practicing their questions on each other. Yeah, you know who these guys were in high school.

Finally the guy asks, 'So what's your best Michael Jackson memory?"

Flabbergasted the girl, looking at him like he's crazy answers, "You're kidding right, I don't have a Michael Jackson memory, I'm way too young."

"Well then give me any Michael Jackson memory."

"Molestation charges?"

"Ok, that probably won't work. No wonder you can't find a date..."

With friends like that. . .

Ewwww x 2

Headed to work today uptown on the A train I saw something slightly disturbing....A toddler was licking the vertical pole you (and everyone else on the subway) use to hold on to.

Realizing what was going on, the mother promptly stopped the kid, commenting -

"That's disgusting -- I don't want to put my hand where you've been licking."

 -- Submitted by B.M.